So, earlier this week, Aaron showed off Displaced, our latest skit. This has quickly become one of my favorites out of what we've done. Partially because it came together so well, but also because I was allowed to spew silly quotes and things and they weren't allowed to shut off the camera. My devious plan has finally come fruition! I thank Dragon*Con TV as well for including it in the broadcast. High fives for everyone! (Unless someone specifically requests a low-five for reasons unknown. Don't you need a license to do a low-five without introducing a high-five first? I never did graduate Proper Props School.)
Anyway, we'll have some new stuff down the line real soon. In the meantime, why don't you read this page as if you were Doctor Claw from Inspector Gadget. It kills time and you can freak out all your co-workers at once. Enjoy!
Displaced
Sunday, June 14th - 02:36 PM
Posted by: Aaron
Posted by: Aaron
As I said previously, we were waiting on somebody else to act before we posted our latest video. That other party has now acted and the cat's out of the bag so to speak. We're working with Dragon*Con TV this year to produce some content to be shown at the convention. Considering that we're huge fans of Dragon*Con and their TV, this is a pretty awesome match for us. You can check them (and now us!) our at their website at: www.dragoncontv.com.
Our new skit, Displaced, is up in the video section, by the way.
Yes, it is a LOST parody, and is blatantly pandering to fans of that franchise. Still, even if you aren't a LOSTie (Is that the right term? [Also, send Wendy's promotion idea: the LOSTie Frostie - Cold enough for a polar bear!]) you should check it out because we put on suits and hung out in the woods and stuff. It was hot. And there were brambles. So that sucked.
In further pandering, I'm going to lay out some great words for search engine optimization that vaguely relate to our current video and will dramatically increase our page hit count.
Evangline Lilly sexy bikini.
Josh Holloway hot shirtless.
Jorge Garcia fully clothed.
That should do it. Alexa top 100,000 here we come!
Our new skit, Displaced, is up in the video section, by the way.
Yes, it is a LOST parody, and is blatantly pandering to fans of that franchise. Still, even if you aren't a LOSTie (Is that the right term? [Also, send Wendy's promotion idea: the LOSTie Frostie - Cold enough for a polar bear!]) you should check it out because we put on suits and hung out in the woods and stuff. It was hot. And there were brambles. So that sucked.
In further pandering, I'm going to lay out some great words for search engine optimization that vaguely relate to our current video and will dramatically increase our page hit count.
Evangline Lilly sexy bikini.
Josh Holloway hot shirtless.
Jorge Garcia fully clothed.
That should do it. Alexa top 100,000 here we come!
Such a Tease
Thursday, May 28th - 05:11 PM
Posted by: Aaron
Posted by: Aaron
So we've been working on a video, and in fact, it's done. Just don't go clicking on that "Videos" link yet though - because it is not currently here on our page!
"Why not?" I hear you say.
Well, I can't quite tell you. Let's just say that you may be able to see this video somewhere BESIDES our site. Time well tell, though I promise we'll let you know soon.
However, if by some string of misfortune you are somehow stuck with a computer that can only access www.thelasttvstation.com, fear not, the video will make itself here eventually. We're just having to deal a bit with someone else's time table here.
"Why not?" I hear you say.
Well, I can't quite tell you. Let's just say that you may be able to see this video somewhere BESIDES our site. Time well tell, though I promise we'll let you know soon.
However, if by some string of misfortune you are somehow stuck with a computer that can only access www.thelasttvstation.com, fear not, the video will make itself here eventually. We're just having to deal a bit with someone else's time table here.
Things We Have Learned in the Last Few Weeks
Tuesday, May 5th - 10:16 PM
Posted by: John
Posted by: John
- Me trying to cook is a lot like when the rat in Ratatouille is putting the human protagonist through the cooking montage. Only without the rat on the head. And a lot more fire. And a lot more local court.
- GPSs, when you are in the Nowhere Southeast United States, have a tendency to want to destroy you and bury the body. Here's a tip: If your GPS leads you into a driveway where the guy at the end has a shotgun, you're going the wrong way.
- Production Meetings usually end with us being excited about the new Star Trek movie and playing Team Fortress 2. So, I'd say they're pretty productive.
- Pepsi Throwback is the best thing ever currently. In case we have to use the Channel Z set for a real bunker, I'm making sure to have a year's suppy of that with me. Certainly not warm Dr. Pepper like the dude from Blast from the Past had, no sirree.
- Jodi (who has been in a number of our skits and in the last podcast.) is getting her degree from Graduate School after the most I've ever seen any one person stared into the abyss of thesis. It's a pretty awesome thesis, granted, but with the way we saw her toil over it, it was like the thing killed a man and if she let it out of her sight even once, it would kill again. After it was all done, she started mumbling that the thesis told her one of us might be next on the kill list. I have already begun taking precautions. Still, this deserves commendations. Congrats, Jodi!
- We have a new skit coming soon! We really do! I'm not giving away anything yet, but I'm tempted to put a bunch of numbers in a pattern here that don't really mean anything but will distract our fanbase long enough to create some meaning behind their backs. It's fun!
- The number of times both Aaron and I say we're going to update the front page and never do is approximately Three Horns on a Unicorn Acre in Teaspoons Per Light Year. Is that a lot? Hell if we know!